Just received a joke email and would like to share here. C'mon..take a break sekejap.
You were riding a bus, when you suddenly fart. Luckily the music is very loud.. Every time you farted, you timed it with the music. When you were going down the bus, everybody were throwing dagger looks at you, and you suddenly realized . . . . that you have your MP3 player on your ears!
me: eeewwwww!
1st night grandma wore a see-thru dress, grandpa didn't react...
2nd night grandma wore t-back, grandpa still didn't react...
3rd night grandma all naked, grandpa said 'what is that you are wearing, it's all crumpled!!'
me: hhahaha
John: it's my wife's birthday
Peter: what's your gift to her?
John: i asked her what she wanted
Peter: what did she said?
John: anything, as long a there is a DIAMOND.
Peter: what did you give her?
John: playing cards
me: joker!
2 comments:
hahaha! i like yg joke grandpa tu!
saya suka joke birhday present.. tak terpikirlak daun terup.. hahaha.. tapi mmg betul pun..as long as diamond.. hihihi
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